Taming the BEAST

My story is completely unwieldy at this point. I'm at the stage where I want to make someone turn out to be an alien or make someone adopt a Sasquatch baby etc. I'm watching all these Project Runway clips at BravoTV.com and it gives me a little reassurance that as crazy as the people are in my novel, real life people can still be crazier. It's also making me a little retarded.

Parts of this thing are too heavy on dialogue so I have to work on that. As far as WordCount, I think I'm around where I need to be. I was listening to too much opera the other day, it threatened to make my novel classy.