Piss

I wrote this long thing about what my novel was sort of about and then my computer crashed. Typical. Now I just want to write a big fat humor novel but I think it's too late to change the thing. Oh yeah, my word count is at 4,228.

Idiot

Word Count: 2,038
Neck: Out of Commission

Wow. I'm really not liking this story. It's already full of NaNo-ism's. I feel like a serial killer wrote this while I was gone:

-I squeeze past him and take a long piss.